“English is an easy language”

Actually, French spelling is way less arbritary than this:

I take it you already know
of tough, and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you
on hiccough, through, slough and though.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps
To learn of less familiar traps?
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead; it’s said like bed, not bead!
For goodness sake, don’t call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat,
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt)
A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother.
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there’s dose and rose and lose –
Just look them up – and goose and choose,
And cork and work and card and ward
And font and front and word and sword.
And do and go, then thwart and cart.
Come, come, I’ve hardly made a start.
A dreadful language: Why, man alive,
I’d learned to talk when I was five.
And yet to write it, the more I sigh,
I’ll not learn how ’til the day I die.

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2 responses to ““English is an easy language”

  1. Das ist genial. Woher hast du das?

    • Habe ich von einem englischen Freund bekommen. Meine englischen Kollegen kannten es auch noch nicht und waren schwer beeindruckt, wie random Englisch doch sein kann 🙂

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